You be the Romeo, I'll play the Juliet

mumsawitch:

On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be true because someone on the internet I hardly know told me.

…but your tongue.

please do that again.

roundtworoundtworoundtworoundtwo PLEASE.

odairitis:

i’m so unphotogenic what am i going to do when i’m famous

christianmingle:

my life goal is to trick people into thinking im funny until i can figure out how to trick them into thinking im attractive

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable