January 2012
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
I'm sorry for not being good enough.
I like when people kiss my forehead.
hewasthepoetwhileshewasthemuse:
Ugh its so cute
.........
does that mean people think i’m ugly as a blonde? :o
Soooo I've basically got a lot of people convinced...
…and it was a totally edited picture… i feel like such a despicable human being lying to everyone who complimented me…
Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes →
r0bertbrowniejr:
Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid...
hewasthepoetwhileshewasthemuse:
yeladoe:
must. resist. the. need. to. be. a. sarcastic. asshole. on. everyone’s. facebook status.
GPO-fucking-Y
